That’s not a movie. Part I

I’ve been watching a few horrible movies lately. I am probably picky but I dare you as a reader to counter my statements.

Daybreakers, the movie felt extremely short. All there is to watch is “your mass slaughter, locate and butcher your daughter.” -LFG and a bunch of short dialog that bores the hell out of you.

Legion, this movie is a video game. I can’t help but relate to Left 4 Dead on the final stand where the survivors are fighting off waves of zombies while inside a building waiting for help. The movie is called “Legion” and at the end of the movie only one arch angel shows up to kill the so called “baby” that would save mankind. Wouldn’t it be effective to jut send an actual legion of arch angels. The entire movie doesn’t make sense.

Percy Jackson and the Olympians, must have some short of time machine thrown into the movie. I can’t help but notice how awful they managed the length of the story. First they mention Percy has ten days before the “war” starts. Then some how jumps like few days a head where he, knows how to fight like a super warrior and then suddenly sneaks off on a quest with a typical “adventure” storyline. Once they land in Las Vegas during their quest of innocence they got stuck there for five days which really if you have watched the movie felt like one minute ( total span of three scenes ). Then they go an mention how many days they were trapped in Las Vegas. Finially when I watched the “epic” battle scenes looked exactly like every other Harry Potter movie’s action packed battles.

Oh, don’t think I’m done yet. Part II will be up soon. I’m going to bed.

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